Where do I get my ideas?

I found out, through public records, that the Rocky Point School District’s Superintendent has stipulated in his contract, aside from a pretty decent salary, free internet access and his own private bathroom. Considering this is the same district that has been lobbying for two years or so to have legislation passed restoring state aid that they lost by missing the filing deadline, and is causing a kerfuffle by putting out next year’s bus contract to (the lowest) bid instead of re-upping the usual suspects, that he gets to drive around in a car on the taxpayers dime seems a bit much.